In 10 Days Seconds.
Oh yes. You read that right.
Okay, I had to entertain myself in math tonight. I got to class early so I had the option of sitting on the outside or inside. Of course I was blessed with a good looking young man in my class, so odds were {or were not} in my favor. I sat on the inside and left the other open. For the bachelor. Alas, he came late and another guy sat on my empty chair. This would be a good hash mark tweet, #talkaboutannoying. I just got a twitter account and I'm learning all sorts of things.
After making small talk with me a few times, the guy kept fidgeting. I noticed that he kept looking at my hands. Weird. But then it hit me.
RING CHECK.
Don't do this, k?
He must have come to the conclusion that I was not married or engaged because the small talk and awkward fidgeting grew. So, I slipped on a ring.... :)
He looked at my hands again and stared. And the small talk stopped. And the awkward fidgeting stopped.
The rest of class this guy was confused.
Ten points.
I am still laughing, guys!
