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I'm in the right place at the right time when awkward/funny/embarrassing/sad/happy things happen. I guess it's a blessing. Or at least I'd like to think so. Because those moments keep me going. And not only that, they make me want to be a better person. Yes, even the embarrassing ones. To name a few random happenings in my life.

1. My math professor reminds me of Lord Voldemort. Shoot. How is one supposed to concentrate?
2. I pulled up to a stop light as it turned red, and I noticed a very cute, old man walking along with a backpack. Well it was next to a car dealership so there were balloons hanging from strings, and one popped by the old man! He jumped and looked around...SO funny!
3. I came a few minutes late to class and a boy gave up his chair for me. How nice.
4. My missionary friends are coming back!!!! One of them is already home. Oh, happy days.
5. The Temple is great. I love going there.

Enjoy those funny moments in life, won't ya?

How to loose a guy...

In 10 Days Seconds.

Oh yes. You read that right.

Okay, I had to entertain myself in math tonight. I got to class early so I had the option of sitting on the outside or inside. Of course I was blessed with a good looking young man in my class, so odds were {or were not} in my favor. I sat on the inside and left the other open. For the bachelor. Alas, he came late and another guy sat on my empty chair. This would be a good hash mark tweet, #talkaboutannoying. I just got a twitter account and I'm learning all sorts of things.

After making small talk with me a few times, the guy kept fidgeting. I noticed that he kept looking at my hands. Weird. But then it hit me. 

RING CHECK. 

Don't do this, k?

He must have come to the conclusion that I was not married or engaged because the small talk and awkward fidgeting grew. So, I slipped on a ring.... :)

He looked at my hands again and stared. And the small talk stopped. And the awkward fidgeting stopped.

The rest of class this guy was confused.

Ten points.

I am still laughing, guys!